Anyhoo - three funny things he did amidst the moments when I wanted to rip out my hair:
- When he fell (from doing something he wasn't supposed to do), he said, "Owie. Kiss bottom? Mommy kiss bottom?" Um, no Bubby.
- While running around half naked this morning he once again discovered his chest/nipples. He called them "mole," to which I idiotically corrected him and said, "No, Bubby. Nipples. Those are nipples." So what does he do next? Points at the mole on my neck and declare, "Mommy nipple!" Grrreat.
- Um - I forgot! Isn't that terrible? In five minutes I forgot the third thing - which I think was the funniest. That is my day, friends. I'll post it later if I remember it.